Fuuuuuuuuck you.

What do I want?
There are things I need. I need stability. Motivation. A good kick in the arse.
But seriously what do I want?
I have no clue. A woman most definetly but how do I want her?
My taste changes almost instantaneously.
Things that stick.
1) Brown hair.
2) Nice eyes.
3) Be a dirtbag. I mean fuck me theres a lot of girls out there but if they see the shit I wanna try they'd run to the fucking mountains and never come back. (Unless I unlocked something in them)
Argue back too. I mean I don't want a relationship consisting of just arguments but don't bow down to me and apologise if it was my fault.
Don't fuck me around either. I ain't stupid. I'll meticulously take you apart piece by piece.
I have a girl in mind right now. It ain't gonna happen. No worries. I've discovered I have something that must put women off me. My last few putrid attempts of wooing someone have spectacularly crawled up their own arses and imploded.
That is all I want.
Smile.

If you're tired of relationships, try a romance.

Relationships are generic.
Just another cog in the machine. Marry,reproduce,die.
Where's the fun in that?
I'll ask a question. Do you want to go through the motions?
Or do you want something more? A connection, fun, real love.
Short but sweet.
Don't want a relationship. Come take a romantic trip with me.